Gruesome-Woman ‘bites off her boyfriend's testicles’

A MAN had surgery to re-attach his testicles after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off.

Maria Georgina Topp, 43, has appeared in court accused of the gruesome attack on Martin Douglas.

Martin, 45, had to dial 999 for an ambulance but was in so much pain it was difficult for operators to understand what he was saying. The couple had returned to his flat after a drunken night out when the attack is said to have happened at 4am.Paramedics who arrived contacted police due to the severity of his ­injuries and Topp was arrested.Self-employed DJ Martin needed emergency surgery after the incident in Newcastle and spent days recovering from injuries to his genitals and an arm before he was released from hospital. Mum-of-four Topp, of nearby Gateshead, has been charged with causing grievous bodily harm.

A court granted her bail on condition she did not enter the city or approach Martin. A Northumbria Police spokesman said: “At around 4am on Friday, February 18, police were called to a report of an assault.

“Officers arrested a 43-year-old woman on suspicion of assault. A 45-year-old man was taken to the Freeman Hospital for treatment to injuries to his arm and groin area.

Idea- selling Illegal Prescription Drugs from His ice cream truck

A New York man has been arrested for allegedly selling illegal prescription drugs from his ice cream truck, making more than $1 million in a year, prosecutors said.Louis Scala sold ice cream to children from his “Lickity Split” truck and would allegedly make stops at prearranged spots where customers knew they could buy pills, according to the New York Office of the Special Narcotics Prosecutor.

Scala, 40, is accused of selling more than 40,000 prescription oxycodone pills from his ice cream truck in the borough of Staten Island borough and heading up a 30-person drug ring that included more than two dozen runners to fill fake prescriptions, prosecutors said.Another suspect, Nancy Wilkins, is accused of using her position as an assistant at a Manhattan orthopedic office to steal blank prescription pads and allegedly sell them for $100 a page, prosecutors said.The phony prescriptions would be filled by runners who would be paid in cash or in pills, they said.The ring earned more than $1 million in the past year, sometimes charging up to $20 for a single pill.

Freek-Panty bandit sentenced

LAKEVIEW, Ore. — A teenager who broke into southern Oregon homes and stole young women's underwear has been sentenced to 4 1/2 years in prison after a judge revoked his probation. Vanwormer pleaded guilty to 10 counts of first-degree burglary and was placed on restrictive 36-month probation. Schutt tells KTVZ that terms included sex offender treatment and no contact with minors.

Vanwormer's probation officer recently moved to revoke the probation. The district attorney says that among other violations, the now-17-year-old offender had been terminated from sex offender treatment for lying.

What-Stripper pole stolen from woman's home

A Palm City woman filed a police report after her 15-foot "expert dancing pole" was stolen from her home, but she thinks it might have been an inside job. The 19-year-old woman told Martin County sheriff's deputies that she was packing up her things after a breakup with her boyfriend this past Saturday when she realized the $400 pole was missing, according to tcpalm.com.The couple had broken up that day and the woman was moving out, according to a police report. "The victim advised that she was working from (1 p.m. to 6 p.m.) and when she returned to get her belongings, her 15 foot X Pole Expert dancing pole was missing from the residence," the report states. The woman told police her ex told her he went to the store and that while he was gone, someone must have entered the home and made off with the pole.

LOL-Man posing as officer tries to pull over undercover police vehicle

A security guard who apparently wanted to play police officer pulled over the wrong person Tuesday, according to Dalton, Ga., police. James Dale Smith, 58, an employee of J.J.K. Security in Chattanooga, Tenn., turned on his strobe light and tried to stop a car on

Shugart Road

shortly before 10 p.m. Tuesday, police spokesman Bruce Frazier said in a news release. What Smith didn’t know was the car was an undercover vehicle and the driver a Dalton Police Department detective.

Strange-Woman, baby found drunk on alcopops in Texas

A HOUSTON woman was facing child endangerment charges today after police allegedly found her and her one-year-old baby both drunk on an alcoholic energy drink. According to Houston Police, Lashwanda Allen, 32, said she had been drinking Four Loko and fell asleep with her children next to her and the drink beside the bed, KTRK reported.When she awoke, she told police, her one-year-old daughter was holding an empty can and was stumbling around like she was drunk.Police said that the incident was reported to them after Ms Allen's roommate found her wandering the halls of her north Houston apartment complex.

When the roommate asked where Ms Allen's two children were, Ms Allen replied that they were inside the apartment and drunk.