Naturist-Man banned from standing naked next to his window

 Mark Benfold, 34, is said to have 'unnerved' a schoolgirl and a number other women who passed by the full-length glass window in his flat, The Daily Mirror reports. The Ashford, Kent, resident was cautioned by police after a complaint was made, but he ignored it and was subsequently arrested on July 13 last year.Once in custody, Mr Benfold conceded that witnesses may have felt threatened by his behaviour, but said his actions were part of a sexual fantasy he had about starting affairs with women who 'liked what they saw'.Sentencing Mr Benfold to a 36-month community supervision order and instructing him to undergo a sex offender's treatment programme, Judge James O'Mahony reportedly said: 'Your unusual sexual gratification upset other people.'

Real-Gay caveman 'outed' by the way he was buried

The remains, which dating from 2500 to 2900 BC, were buried in a way normally reserved for women of the Stone Age "Corded Ware" culture.They were found in the Czech Republic, with the skull facing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs - rituals only previously seen in female graves.

Professor Kamila Vesinova, who led the dig, said that the caveman could even have been a transsexual.

"People from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely this positioning was a mistake," he said."Far more likely is that he had a different sexual orientation, probably homosexual or transsexual."

Mischief-Naked Man Shoots SWAT robot: police

A Florida man is facing charges after he shot a SWAT robot while in the nude, police say.

The robot was sent into the man's West Melbourne home last week after someone called police and said the man intended to commit suicide and would harm anyone who tried to stop him, the Brevard County Sheriff's Office said.So police decided to send in the remotely operated robot, which is mounted with four cameras. Police say the robot recorded the suicidal man as he burst out of a bedroom carrying an AK-47. He shot the $65,000 US robot four times, severely damaging it, officials said.The violent reaction prompted officials to evacuate nearby homes. But police said the standoff eventually ended peacefully with the man surrendering to officers -- fully clothed.He was taken into custody and is undergoing a mental health evaluation, police said. He is charged with criminal mischief.

Pinky-Mother obsessed with pink turns her entire house pink

Wanda Matthews, 20, loved pink from a young age – and, as soon as she moved into her own place, she set about transforming it. Her bedroom, living room, kitchen, bathroom and children’s playroom are a candy-coloured testament to her passion for pink, with everything from the carpets, wallpaper, furniture and bedding in varying shades of the rosy hue. The mother of two, from Bolton, wears something pink every day from her pink wardrobe, and even her kitchen has a pink kettle, toaster, pots and pans.

She only buys pink cleaning products, listens to a pink iPod and makes calls on her pink mobile. Her young daughters have happily fitted in with the colour scheme, wearing pink clothes and playing with pink toys.

Strange-Chicken Down his pants took a violent turn

What started out as an attempt by a man to shoplift chicken by stuffing the bird down his pants took a violent turn in Peterborough, Ont., last Saturday.Police said an employee watched a man place four packages of chicken down his pants and walk out of a No Frills grocery store.When a security guard at the store tried to stop him from leaving, the man turned violent and punched him, police said.

Jessie Adam Johnson, 31, is charged with theft, assault with intent to resist arrest and breach of probation.He is to appear in court April 21.

Account-Theft victim sent flowers from suspect

Rhode Island woman who had her credit card stolen received a bouquet of flowers charged to her account. WHDH's Susan Tran reports.

What-Ex-activist in hooker sting

A former South Florida activist may soon find himself on basic cable after he was busted for prostitution and the whole thing was captured by "Police Women of Broward County" cameras. ..Vicente Thrower, 31, was arrested March 31 in Pompano Beach after he allegedly approached two BSO deputies posing as prostitutes in the 1400 block of

Northwest 31st Avenue

, according to a police report. Thrower had proposed an oral sex competition and offered the undercovers $50, police said. When the fake hookers met him at his hotel room at the nearby Relax Inn, Thrower was arrested on one count of soliciting another for lewdness. According to the police report, once Thrower was arrested, he hinted at offering a bribe to one of the officers.

"If you let me go I'll owe you," Thrower allegedly told a cop, before bragging that he was going places. "One of those days when you're a major and you need your budget approved, you'll have to come to me."

If the arrest weren't embarrassing enough, one of the prostitute/cops was Deputy Erika Huerta, one of the stars of the TLC reality cop show.