Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Why Threesome Was a Bad Idea and news reporter and stripper segment slip-up

 
Why-Threesome was a bad Idea for Florida man

Wow-Woman gives birth in Beer Store parking lot

What-Robbers armed with hammer and axe take just one packet of Monster Munch

How-Toddler becomes trapped in vending machine

Nice-Scientist says he created an invisibility cloak (video)

Break-Sunshine to Hustler

Trick-If your Wife is overweight? Then cheat

Why-Threesome was a bad Idea for Florida man
 

 Name: JORGE DANIEL SILVA 
 Charge:  FELONY BATTERY
 Residence: Naples, FL 
 Age: 22
 Occupation: PRODUCE
 Case #: Not yet available
Sometime fun leads to jail…

A Southwest Florida man's planned threesome with his wife and another woman ended with him behind bars on felony battery charges after he allegedly punched and swung a TV at his bride. Jorge Daniel Silva of Naples was arrested Sunday after police said he became enraged when the threesome went awry, according to a Collier County Sheriff's Office report obtained by the Naples Daily News. Silva's wife told deputies that her husband "freaked out" when the three of them began kissing and started hitting her, the report said. The wife and the other woman locked themselves in a bedroom, but Silva broke through the door and continued the attack, the report said. As the wife curled up to avoid getting hit, Silva punched her and "swung the TV at her like a bat." Silva hit her twice with the TV before dropping it on her, then grabbed a second TV set and threw it at her, the report said. When the other woman tried to break it up, she told deputies, Silva would punch her, the report said.
Deputies arrived and found Silva's wife covered in blood, her face swollen and sporting what looked like a broken nose.
Silva told deputies his wife had attacked him after she kissed the other woman, and said he was jealous after the women started kissing and wouldn't let him in on it. He also said he knocked down the bedroom door because he thought the two were having sex without him, the report said. The report said all three appeared to be under the influence of alcohol. The 22-year-old was taken into custody and was released Monday on $7,500 bond, according to jail records. It was unknown whether he has an attorney. (MSNBC)


LOL-Russian news reporter and stripper segment slip-up (video)


In the 30-second clip, the news programme has cut to a piece about pole-dancing clubs and/or the strippers within them.


Our knowledge of Russian is admittedly not the greatest (okay, it's non-existent) so we can't be sure of the context, but the extremely rapid removal of our newsreading pal's hand from his lap as the action switches back to the studio is difficult to argue with.Viewers of the video online appear to have decided for themselves what's going on in the brief clip, with one YouTube user posting below it simply: 'Giggity giggity.'(metro.co.uk)


Trick-If your Wife is overweight? Then cheat


If your wife is overweight, it might be time to consider having an affair.
That's the message in two new advertisements from Ashley Madison, a website that encourages extramarital affairs.
The two ads recently ran in New York newspapers. Both feature the same overweight model dressed scantily in black underwear and a red bra. The first ad, published just after Halloween, has a large picture of the woman with the words, "Did your wife scare you last night?" At the bottom of the ad is the website's tagline: Life is short. Have an affair. (QMI)


Why-Teacher busted for blasting students on Facebook



Nice lesson for a treacher…

A New Jersey teacher who called her Grade 1 students "future criminals" in a Facebook post should lose her job, a judge has ruled.
In March, Jennifer O'Brien, a teacher who has worked in Paterson, N.J., since 1998, posted on her Facebook page that she isn't a teacher but a "warden for future criminals," local media report. The comment made its way from her 333 friends to several parents.
In an administrative decision made public Tuesday, Judge Ellen Bass said O'Brien's conduct is "inexcusable" anywhere, but particularly egregious in a city dealing with poverty and violence, The Record newspaper reported.
"O'Brien has demonstrated a complete lack of sensitivity to the world in which her students live," the Record quotes the decision as saying. "The sentiment that a six-year-old will not rise above the criminal element that surrounds him cuts right to the bone." Bass ruled that, with sensitivity training, O'Brien could return to a classroom, but not one in Paterson. New Jersey's state education commissioner has 45 days to accept, reject or modify the judge's recommendations, the Record said. (QMI)

What-Robbers armed with hammer and axe take just one packet of Monster Munch



Robbers armed with a hammer and axe stole just a single packet of Monster Munch crisps from a newsagents.
The raiders entered the shop in Little Hulton, Greater Manchester, on Sunday afternoon and demanded cash but left empty-handed.
They then returned and made off with the crisps. (mirror.co.uk)


Wow-Woman gives birth in Beer Store parking lot


Baby name should beer baby…

PETERBOROUGH, Ont. — This baby just couldn’t wait — or maybe had a thirst for a cold one.
Either way, mother and baby are reported to be doing just fine after a woman gave birth to her baby in a van in the parking lot of the Beer Store in Bridgenorth, Ont., just north of Peterborough, Ont., around Wednesday.
They were taken to a nearby by paramedics.(QMI)

Break-Sunshine to Hustler


Recent Sunshine Girl Marie-Claude Bourbonnais has been chosen to grace the cover of the special



holiday edition of Hustler Canada. The Quebec model was working on a project with a photographer in Toronto, who offered to do a photo shoot to submit to the magazine. Although Hustler is one of the most explicit publications of its kind, Bourbonnais wanted to make sure her photos didn't overstep her personal boundaries. "I'm not doing anything hardcore," said the 31-year-old from Sainte-Anne-de-La-Pocatiere, Que. (QMI)

Nice-Scientist says he created an invisibility cloak (video)


A Texas scientist says he has invented a cloaking device that makes objects invisible. KXAS-TV's Amanda Guerra reports.
(MSNBC)

How-Toddler becomes trapped in vending machine


Very lucky Toddler …

A TOWNSVILLE toddler became trapped in a toy vending machine on Thursday night, after he climbed into the machine's prize slot opening. The curious 15-month-old boy climbed inside the machine at the Stuart Hotel just after and emergency crews were called shortly after when it was realised he couldn't get back out.
But when help arrived at the manager had already freed the boy with the key.



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