Weird-Wife, 87, Shoots "Cheating" Husband, 88 and rugby player becomes gay after stroke

How-A rugby player becomes gay hairdresser after stroke

Dumb-Wife makes bomb threat to get husband off night shift

Bad-Young Women Nabbed In Bloody Satanic Sex Ritual

Wow-Entertainer forces poisonous snakes through his nose and out of his mouth (video)

Good-Sperm-shaped bike used to whizz samples to fertility clinics

Angery-Wife, 87, Shoots "Cheating" Husband, 88

NOVEMBER 7--Convinced that her 88-year-old husband was having an affair with her hairdresser, a Missouri woman, 87, shot her spouse in the arm with his own gun, police report. According to a Springfield Police Department probable cause statement, Peter Desjardins told cops that his wife, Dorothy, told him Saturday evening that the woman who does her hair had claimed to be having an affair with him. He denied the allegation and told his wife that the only time he saw the hairdresser was during her beauty appointments.After arguing in their living room, Peter retreated to the bedroom. Dorothy then “walked into the room with her walker, sat down on the bed that was next to his, and began to throw books at him.” After running out of volumes, she picked up his .22 Ruger and started “flinging the revolver around in the air” before pulling back the hammer and fired a shot.

Desjardins was struck in the arm, which he had raised in front of his face.As first reported by KSPR’s Ron Davis, Dorothy, pictured in the above mug shot, allegedly told police that she only “intended to scare the shit out of him” and “just went a little bit beserk” since “he was stepping out on me, and I just got pissed off.”Luckily for Peter, the Ruger was not loaded with bullets, but instead discharged “fine grain pellets,” ammo that can be used to kill small animals and reptiles. A doctor told cops that Peter did not sustain any serious vascular damage in the shooting, adding that surgery would not be performed to remove the birdshot lodged in his forearm. (Thesmokinggun).

Dumb-Wife makes bomb threat to get husband off night shift

A wife made a bomb threat to her husband’s workplace in an attempt to get him off his night shift, police revealed yesterday.

Soraya Billinge, 36, told detectives she called the Lee County Port Authority police department, in Florida, because she hated being left alone.Billinge, from Lehigh Acres, Florida, was released on bail. She is facing a felony charge of making a false bomb threat.

 (mirror.co.uk)

How-Young Women Nabbed In Bloody Satanic Sex Ritual

NOVEMBER 9--Two young Milwaukee women were arrested this week after an 18-year-old Arizona man--who traveled to Wisconsin by bus after meeting one of the suspects online--told cops that he was held captive in the duo’s apartment for two days and slashed and stabbed more than 300 times as part of an apparent satanic sex ritual.A Milwaukee Police Department search warrant for the East Knapp Street apartment where the man was held details his ordeal. The warrant authorized cops to seize an assortment of items from the residence, including “knives or other cutting instruments,” blood and DNA evidence, duct tape, restraining devices, and “Books or literature relating to Satanism or the occult.” The police investigation began Sunday night after cops responded to a report of a possible stabbing. Officers found the Arizona man “bleeding from the neck, arms and back.” He told cops that after arriving at the home of a woman he met online, he “was bound and was stabbed numerous times over a timeframe of what he described as ‘two days.’”The man was transported to a local hospital, where medical personnel “estimated the number of wounds to be in excess of 300,” according to a search warrant affidavit sworn by Detective Michael Walisiciwicz. “He suffered multiple puncture wounds as well as lacerations and slash wounds to his back, face, arms, legs and neck,” noted Walisiciwicz. Officers responding to the reported stabbing discovered “bloody duct tape, which was fashioned in a manner that appeared to be a restraint, as well as a bloody length of rope” in the area where the victim was found.

A blood trail led police to

Apartment 9

on the third floor of

918 East Knapp Street

. Inside, cops spotted a “large amount of blood on the floor and on bedding in a bedroom.” They also saw “duct tape, which was fashioned in a manner that appeared to be a restraint.”While at the apartment building, police were approached by Rebecca Chandler, 22, who stated, “I think you are here looking for me.” Chandler told cops that she had engaged in sexual relations with the Arizona man “and that the cutting was consensual but that it got quickly out of hand.” (Thesmokinggun).

Wow-Entertainer forces poisonous snakes through his nose and out of his mouth (video)

Fei, from east China's Jiangxi Province, has been performing the death-defying act for the past 30 years - what a charmer.

Sometimes, when he feels like it, the 53-year-old will even use two 3ft snakes instead of one.

It hasn't all been smooth sailing for the snake swallower though - Fei has had several close calls with his wriggly friends, the most serious being when he swallowed one accidentally. Luckily for him, the serpent died in his stomach before it could cause any damage. (metro.co.uk)

How-A rugby player becomes gay hairdresser after stroke

 

A 19-stone rugby player ditched his fiancée and became a hairdresser after suffering a stroke and waking up gay.

Chris Birch worked in a bank and was engaged to be married when a freak accident changed his life.

The 26-year-old broke his neck as he attempted a back flip in front of his mates at rugby training.

After his parents and girlfriend kept an anxious vigil at his bedside, Chris eventually woke up and immediately felt different

"It sounds strange but when I came round I immediately felt different. I wasn't interested in women any more," he is reported as saying. Not only had his sexual orientation changed, but Chris found he hated sport and had no interest in his job

 (www.mirror.co.uk)

Good-Sperm-shaped bike used to whizz samples to fertility clinics

The custom-designed two-wheeler, which is almost ten feet in length, can hold up to 30 samples, which are stored in a special vacuum container cooled with liquid nitrogen. The motorised bike, which features an oversized model of a sperm cell, has been developed to quickly and efficiently move donated sperm, and is being used by the Seattle Sperm Lab to service nearby reproductive centres and fertility clinics. 'It's getting a lot of looks. People are stopping. They don't quite understand what's going on,' said Gary Olsem of Seattle Sperm Bank. Olsem says the bike is not only green-friendly, but also helps to raise awareness about the need for sperm donation.  (metro.co.uk)