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Cruel-Dad injected heroin into girl's mouth

How-Woman wrangles over $15-quadrillion phone bill

Dumb-Bank Robber Nabbed Red Handed At Strip Club

Bad-99-year-old hospital patient sexually assaulted

Why-A MAN tried to rob a bank of $1  

Crazy-6,000 prank calls claiming penis is stuck in household items

Wow-Porn film made at historical landmark

How-Woman wrangles over $15-quadrillion phone bill

A French woman spent hours on the phone last month with telecom customer service reps, trying to convince them her $15-quadrillion phone bill was a mistake. Solenne San Jose, from Pessac, in the Bordeaux region of France, terminated her contract with Bouygues Telecom in September, reports the French news service Sud Ouest. When she got her bill on Sept. 28 with the cancellation fee, she said she "almost had a heart attack." She was told 11,721,000,000,000,000 euros — which is about $15 quadrillion, or nearly 6,000 times more than her country's GDP — would automatically be withdrawn from her account. "It was so many zeroes I couldn't even figure out how much it was," she told the newspaper. Eventually, Bouygues admitted the amount was a mistake, but not before many frustrating hours of San Jose pleading and arguing with customer service reps on the phone. "When I explained it was a mistake, they'd say it was all automatically calculated and withdrawals would begin shortly," she said. "The first time I called, I spent at least 45 minutes on the phone with one operator. He replied, 'It's automatic. There's nothing I can do.'" One operator told her she could pay in instalments — 11,721 million

"How many thousands of generations would it take to pay this bill?" she said. Finally, they admitted the error. Her actual bill? $149.

Cruel-Dad injected heroin into girl's mouth

A brutish man who injected heroin into his baby daughter's mouth was sentenced to 18 years in prison Friday, the BBC reports. Roger Weir, 45, from Dorset, England, shot his ex-fiancee and mother of his child Gillian Blackmore, 27, with a flare gun and tried to kill her with a meat cleaver, court heard. She escaped and managed to call police. Weir then locked himself in a room with the baby and threatened to kill her. He then shot heroin into their infant's mouth to get back at the child's mother for finding a new boyfriend. "I can't live with the thought of someone else raising my daughter," he told police. He was convicted of attempted murder and administering a noxious substance to a child. 

Bad-99-year-old hospital patient sexually assaulted

OTTAWA — A 44-year-old former hospital worker has been charged for allegedly sexually abusing a 99-year-old patient in his care.Yves Laplante was arrested at his Gatineau, Que., home on Wednesday and charged with sexual exploitation and sexual assault. He appeared in court Thursday and was remanded into custody pending his next scheduled appearance Tuesday. Laplante, who had been an orderly at the Hull Hospital for nearly seven years, was suspended as allegations surfaced Sept. 18. He was subsequently fired two days later as police launched their investigation.

I think just the fact of her condition and age (this case) is disturbing. It is uncommon," said Gatineau police Sgt. Jean-Paul Le May, adding the accused was observed by other employees. "It's certain actions or curious behaviour that led employees of the hospital to speak out to the administration. “The elderly woman, who had been hospitalized since late August, has diminished mental and physical capacity, and unable to consent to any sexual touching. She was also dependent on the accused, police said. There is nothing to indicate any other assaults took place, police said. It was thanks to the vigilance of hospital staff that charges were able to be laid, said police, who describe the allegations as "touching and gestures" of a sexual nature.

Hospital staff are "very troubled" by the allegations, according to officials, who are in the process of looking to boost background checks of employees. Currently, hospital employees don't undergo any type of police check, said to Sylvain Dube, of Health and Social Services Centre Gatineau.

Why-A MAN tried to rob a bank of $1   

A MAN tried to rob a bank of $1 because he hoped to be sent to a federal prison nearby, police said. Jeffrey McMullen, a 50-year-old regular customer of an AmeriServ Financial bank in the western Pennsylvania town of Northern Cambria, handed notes to two tellers last Friday demanding a dollar, according to a police complaint reported The Tribune-Democrat.The tellers thought it was a joke, police said. He then spoke with a new accounts employee and repeated he was robbing the bank for a buck.Police say McMullen apparently wanted to be prosecuted federally so he could be taken to a prison in central Pennsylvania. Police could not immediately say why.

Dumb-Bank Robber Nabbed Red Handed At Strip Club

A bank robber in Michigan was caught red handed after allegedly using the stolen cash to pay for lap dances at a strip club on Sunday. Police said Todd Jason Kettler, 37, hung bills covered in red dye on strippers' G-strings at Angel’s Gentlemen’s club in Kalamazoo Township on Sunday, The Detroit Free Press reported. A manager noticed the oddly colored currency and called the cops.Three days earlier, Charter One Bank outside Detroit was held up, according to the Kalamazoo Gazette. Kettler was arrested in connection with the robbery and arraigned on six counts, including three felony firearms charges, two armed robbery charges and one bank robbery count. He was being held on $1 million bond, ahead of a planned Oct. 15 court appearance.

Dye packs are commonly used by banks to track stolen money. Generally set on a 10-minute timer, the pack explodes after the thief exits the bank, coating the cash with the incriminating red dye.

Crazy-6,000 prank calls claiming penis is stuck in household items

A man made almost 6,000 calls to strangers claiming his penis was stuck in a variety of household items. Gareth Lloyd, 49, used an unregistered pay-as-you-go phone to contact people saying his genitalia was trapped in everything from jam jars to vacuum cleaners .The unmarried man, who lives in Bryn y Coed, Holywell, and cares for his elderly mother, racked up the calls in a three-month period, reports the Daily Mail. Despite efforts to trace him, he was only caught when the number he was using came up on a handset police were analysing.

Lloyd pleaded guilty to three charges under the telecommunications act at Flintshire magistrates' court, but claimed the calls were a prank that got out of hand. Defense lawyer Phillip Marshall-Thomas said: "He thought that he was having a bit of a joke. It was a joke in poor taste, perhaps a little perverted to say the least. He accepts that. He now realizes that his behavior was totally unacceptable."

Wow-Porn film made at historical landmark

Trustees of an 18th century fort are furious after a porn film was made at the site just weeks after its restoration. The Heritage Lottery Fund, backed by the National Lottery, had donated £50,000 to re-open Fort Amherst in Chatham, Kent.However, once work was completed on the historic landmark, Playboy TV hired the fort at a cost of £1,200 ($1,930) to shoot explicit Knight Rider spoof Tight Rider, The Sun reports.

Fort bosses are said to be "fuming" that the shoot was allowed to go ahead in May. Matthew Hill, a trustee of the Fort Amhurst Heritage Trust, has demanded a full investigation.

"I think it is absolutely appalling - there must be better ways of raising funds through filming rights," he said. "I think if you want to film a porn film, do it in a warehouse or wherever they do it."The movie, which stars Michael Tight and Slovakian porn star Natalli D'Angelo, was shot over ten hours in the many tunnels of Fort Amherst.Local council chiefs were also left embarrassed, since the council had used the fort's re-opening as part of its bid to get the area listed as a World Heritage Site

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