Kids given X-rated sweets (like penises, breasts) and dog's shock wins in Britain's Got Talent

Why-School forfeits rather than play against girl

How-Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills

Unlucky-Man throws bricks at police, gets stuck in chimney

Anger-Man Arrested For Stabbing Girlfriend after Catching Her Cheating

Funny-kids given X-rated sweets at school shaped like penises

Video of Dancing dog's shock win in Britain's Got Talent

Unlucky-Man throws bricks at police, gets stuck in chimney

 

A man who threw cinder blocks at police from a Moose Jaw, Sask., apartment roof Saturday was eventually found stuck in a four-storey chimney, cops said. Moose Jaw police were called to a high rise around 10 a.m., with reports of a suspicious man with a sword on the roof. When police arrived to investigate, the man threw bricks at them and officers retreated while a negotiator was called in. The man then fell down the chimney while trying to evade police and became stuck. Emergency crews were able to free him. Police said the unidentified man suffers from mental illness and was taken to hospital with minor injuries. He faces charges of assaulting a police officer and mischief to property.

Why-School forfeits rather than play against girl

A high school baseball team in Arizona chose to forfeit the state championship game rather than play against a girl. Our Lady of Sorrows Academy was scheduled to play Mesa Preparatory Academy Wednesday. But after practice that day, the Catholic school announced it was pulling out of the championship because Paige Sultzbach is on Mesa Prep's team, reported AZ Central.

This decision is pursuant to school policy, which rules out participation in co-ed sports," Our Lady of Sorrows said in a statement. "Teaching our boys to treat ladies with deference, we choose not to place them in an athletic competition where proper boundaries can only be respected with difficulty. This is not a contact sport - it shouldn't be an issue," Paige's mother Pamela said in the report. "It wasn't that they were afraid they were going to hurt or injure her, it's that (they believe) that a girl's place is not on a field. The two teams have met twice before. Both times, Sultzbach sat out, "out of respect for the opposing team's beliefs," the report said.

How-Suspect's Butt Filled With Coke, Pot, Pills

MAY 11--In what may be a record for narcotics recovered from a suspect’s rectum, Vermont cops last week arrested a New York City man who hid large quantities of crack cocaine, marijuana, and Oxycodone inside his body.

Alex Boulet, 29, is facing felony drug charges stemming from a May 4 traffic stop in Rockingham. Boulet, a Staten Island resident, was driving a 2012 Chevrolet Malibu when a state trooper pulled the vehicle over after it swerved across lanes around 11 PM During a subsequent pat down of Boulet (who used the alias “Elijah Jones”), a trooper “felt a hard object, the approximate size of a golf ball that was separate from his genitals.” In short order, investigators secured a warrant to search Boulet--via X-ray or other non-intrusive medical procedures--for narcotics, according to a court affidavit. After an initial X-ray at a local hospital revealed a foreign object in his rectum, Boulet was given a laxative by hospital staffers (he also requested a cup of coffee). Boulet subsequently passed a plastic bag containing several other bags that contained a total of 84 crack rocks “all packaged individually.”

Anger-Man Arrested For Stabbing Girlfriend after Catching Her Cheating
 

Meet Roland Smith. The Virginia man, 32, was arrested Friday for allegedly stabbing his girlfriend after discovering her cheating on him at an Econo Lodge motel. The 36-year-old victim, who told cops Smith stabbed her in the abdomen, was transported to a hospital for treatment of her wounds, according to a press release issued today by the Spotsylvania County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested at the scene, Smith “had blood on his hands and a knife was recovered from his person,” cops reported. As seen in the above mug shot (click to enlarge), Smith appears to be something of a Latin enthusiast. His forehead includes the sayings “Cogito ergo sum” (“I think therefore I am”) and “Alis grave nil” (“Nothing is heavy to those who have wings”). And he also had the word “Articulate” inked below those phrases.

Now jailed without bond, perhaps Smith can shoehorn “Actus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea” onto his cranium before trial.

What Happen-Teen Arrested After Leaving Homework at Crime Scene

They don’t teach this in school but it's happened in the movies. An 18-year-old suspected burglar in Utah was tracked down after leaving his homework at the scene of the crime, police said. Orem police said they found a USB drive containing Dallas Naljahih’s homework in a backpack that was abandoned in the backyard of a couple’s burglarized house, The Associated Press reported. The husband and wife pair had alerted police to a break-in after the husband woke up to find a man rifling through a desk.

The 75-year-old man punched the burglar, who then fled on foot, the AP reported.

Police said that Naljahih was found sleeping at home along with evidence connecting him with the burglary. The bizarre incident recalled a scene from “The Big Lebowski” where characters played by John Goodman and Jeff Bridges confront a student they suspect stole “the Dude’s” car, having discovered the boy’s homework inside the car once it was recovered.

Parents in shock after kids given X-rated sweets at school shaped like penises, breasts and buttocks

THEY'RE the X-rated sweets that have turned parents decidedly sour.

Shocked families yesterday told of their disgust after children were handed explicit novelty chocolates at a school Mother's Day function. Packets of chocolates shaped like penises, breasts and buttocks - as well as others depicting couples having sex - were passed out in see-through bags at a P&C function held at Woodberry Public School in the Hunter Valley last Friday.

Cassandra Lacey, who has two sons at the school, said she was horrified to be handed a bag of the treats as she walked through the door. "As soon as I opened mine, my son said, 'Ah, Mum' and I had to do a double-take," Ms Lacey said. "Every single chocolate was to do with sex. This was in the school hall, on the school grounds and in school time."

Video of dancing dog's shock win in Britain's Got Talent

Pudsey performs at Britain's Got Talent. Photo / APA dancing dog that performs two-minute choreographed routines to Flintstones and Mission: Impossible soundtracks has won reality show Britain's Got Talent. Pudsey and his owner Ashleigh Butlet took out this year's title and £500,000



winner's cheque on Saturday night, overcoming stuff competition from dance troupes, synchronised swimmers and a Welsh choir.The result was a shock to bookies who had singing couple Jonathan and Charlotte as favourites to win. Butlet, 17, told the Daily Mail the attention had gone to Pudley's head. "He's definitely become a diva," she said. The pair will go on to entertain the Queen in this year’s Royal Variety performance.