Dumb-Woman to stand trial for pot-laced margarine

NEW KENSINGTON, Pa. — A Pennsylvania woman will stand trial on charges she fed marijuana-laced margarine to a 12-year-old girl she was baby-sitting, as well as two other children at her home. The 12-year-old's mother called Upper Burrell Township police after discovering the drugs in a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in 22-year-old Stevie Hickey's freezer. The woman tells police Hickey spread the substance on two pieces of toast that Hickey gave to the girl.

Police say Hickey told the girl it was "parsley butter" but later acknowledged to police that it was marijuana.

The Valley News Dispatch in Tarentum reports Hickey remains free after waiving her right to a preliminary hearing on marijuana possession and child endangerment charges May 10.

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Wow-Man who took pony onto train, into pub and to local hospital identified

The man has been named as Joe Pannell – a member of the Irish traveller community.

‘Joe came in the pub at the weekend and tied the horse to a pole outside,’ said Glynn Evans, a regular at the Elihu Yale watering hole in Wrexham, north Wales.‘He had brought it into the pub before but this time staff told him he was barred for life.’

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