Superhero-The Incredible Hulk XXX Porn Parody turns blue movies green

The famous all-green comic book superhero is bursting out of his clothes once again in the X-rated film based on the 60s television series. The film, created by adult entertainment film house Vivid Entertainment, is called 'The Incredible Hulk: An XXX Porn Parody'.It's the latest in a line of X-rated flicks from Vivid based on superheroes, others being Superman and Spiderman. According to Vivid, they worked hard to make sure their film still had the feel of the old school TV programme, right down to the hairstyles and costumes. The plot will also remain the same, with Dr Bruce Branner transformed into his alter ego after a mishap with a gamma radiation machine.

Actor Lee Stone, who plays the Hulk in his transformed green giant state, said that he is used to dressing up as weird creatures for raunchy flicks, having played demons and cyborgs in the past. 'Any time anyone does anything with prosthetics, they think of me,' he said. However, producer Shylar Cobi says the prosthetics caused a problem during the more physical scenes. 'The make-up won't stand up to a BJ!' he quipped.

Vivid Entertainment says they plan to make similar steamy spoofs of The Green Hornet, Captain America and Thor.

Anger-Woman draws sword during argument at Pizza Hut

LOUISVILLE, Ky.  — A Louisville woman faces first-degree disorderly conduct and menacing charges after police said she took out a sword during an argument at a Pizza Hut. According to an arrest report, Wynika Mason was causing trouble at the Pizza Hut on Seventh Street Road and police were called. When police arrived, she began yelling at them, the report said. Customers and employees were in the restaurant, and employees said they felt threatened by Mason’s behavior. An employee told police Mason had a sword with her and began yelling and pulling it out of the scabbard, according to the police report. The report also stated Mason’s brother said he took the sword from her and put it in the car

Why-A woman denied entry to the Roxy club against the wearing moccasins.

The B.C. Human Rights Tribunal has ruled a woman denied entry to the Roxy club can move forward with her complaint against the Vancouver nightclub for denying her entry for wearing moccasins. In March 2010, club owners successfully had the case dismissed before the tribunal. But the B.C. Supreme Court, following an application by complainant Colleen Mitchell White for a judicial review, ordered the tribunal to look into the accusation. Tribunal member Norman Trerise found there was a reasonable prospect the discrimination complaint will succeed and a full hearing is now expected. White, an aboriginal, claims she was first denied entry because she was carrying a golf club. When she returned without the club, and wearing moccasins, a doorman allegedly told her, “We don’t serve people in moccasins.”According to her testimony before a tribunal, the doorman also allegedly punched her in the jaw and called her a prostitute during the March 2009 incident. The Roxy claims the woman was confrontational in her first approach, and denied allegations the doorman hit her and called her a prostitute.

Waiting-Couple marry after being engaged for 28 years

Their eyes first met working in a hospital – and this consultant and his bride certainly know how to be patient. Ivan Brown, 63, and fiancee Barbara Furlonger, 55, have finally married after being engaged for 28 years. They kept delaying the wedding because they were busy with work and because perfectionist Barbara wanted to have time to organise every detail of their big day. So when radiographer Barbara retired last year she spent 12 months planning the perfect wedding.

Barbara said: “I can’t believe the day has finally arrived and we are husband and wife. It’s been a marathon engagement. I never really doubted it would happen as we always said we’d get married one day.

Wow-Escaped tiger turns out to be toy

Zoo workers prepared tranquiler darts and a thermal imaging helicopter was dispatched amid reports of a white tiger on the loose near an England golf course. But there was just one problem -- it turned out to be a stuffed animal. Police have launched an investigation into the potential hoax that sent golfers and cricket players scrambling in Hampshire Saturday afternoon.

Surprise-Princess’s ‘toilet seat’ hat sells for $131,000

LONDON — The much-mocked hat worn by Princess Beatrice to Britain's royal wedding last month -- widely described as looking like a toilet seat — sold for $131,000 on eBay, charities which will benefit from the sale said. The money will be equally split between UNICEF and Children in Crisis, which posted the auction results on their websites. The fuss over the hat worn to the royal wedding of her cousin Prince William to longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton seemed to have taken Beatrice — who is the daughter of William's uncle Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson — by surprise.

Strange-Milton Jones performs stand-up routine - to field of cows

Jones was joined by Mock the Week producers and cow expert Bruce Woodacre on a Hertfordshire farm for a set to test the reaction of a herd of fresians. The BBC Radio 4 comic’s gig included jokes such as: ‘So you cows say you’re vegetarians – but how come you all wear leather, eh?’ and ‘Went to one of those farmers markets the other day – bought a couple of farmers. Should taste lovely!’ Jones said: ‘Writing comedy for cows was very different to my day job but a comedian plays to his audience, so I wrote a raft of new material to really get under their hides.

Why-Edinburgh School backs down to allow iPod with music into exam

A SCHOOLGIRL has won the right to use an iPod while sitting exams - after claiming she can concentrate only while listening to her favourite music.

The girl won the unprecedented concession after threatening legal action against her school and examination authorities. The Mary Erskine School for girls in Edinburgh, where boarders pay almost pound18,000 ($27,000) a year, has been forced to buy a new iPod that is loaded with the girl's choice of music by a teacher to ensure no exam answers are hidden among the tracks.Staff had initially refused the request, fearing it would open the door to the possibility of cheating.

The girl's parents then took her case to the Scottish Qualifications Authority (SQA) examination board, which also ruled it out. However, it was forced to back down after reportedly being threatened with legal action under the Equalities Act because the girl often struggles to pay attention in class.