WHY-Lawyer objects to busty woman's boobs

The Chicago brief made a direct complaint to Cook County Circuit Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers, saying the woman sitting next to opposing lawyer Dmitry Feofanov was serving no purpose other than 'drawing the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings'.Mr Feofanov stands by his argument that the woman - identified in court documents as Daniella Atencia - is his paralegal.In a pretrial motion, he claims Mr Gooch has shown no 'good faith legal argument' why she should not be present during the trial.

Mr Gooch, though, says his argument is not based on the fact she is buxom, but because he does not believe she is professionally qualified, responded: 'Personally, I like large breasts. 'However, I object to somebody I don't think is a qualified paralegal sitting at the counsel table - when there's already two lawyers there - dressed in such a fashion as to call attention to herself.'The case, which is due to go to trial on June 2nd, is a small claims case relating to a dispute over a used car.

Strange-Dairy promoting princess is lactose intolerant

Eighteen-year-old Laurel Gordon of Elma, Wash., has been putting on a tiara to promote milk products the past two years as Grays Harbor County's dairy ambassador. The funny thing is, she's a lactose intolerant dairy princess. The Daily World of Aberdeen reports that unless Gordon takes special pills, her body are unable to digest milk. She drinks soy milk. But, her family operates a dairy farm that has been in the family for 150 years, and she believes in the product. She's competing for the Washington state dairy ambassador title in June.

Low-Baby-Sitter accused of feeding pot to girl

Can't believe it's not butter? It'll be up to a judge to decide.

Police say a Pennsylvania babysitter fed toast covered in marijuana-margarine to a 12-year-old girl and two other young children at her home, reports the Valley News Dispatch. The girl's mother called police on April 26 after she discovered the drug-laced spread in a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in the 22-year-old babysitter's freezer, police said. Police allege Stevie Hickey of Upper Burrell Township spread the margarine on two pieces of toast and told the girl it was "parsley butter."

Why-Teen Denied shoots dad with arrow

A 15-year-old Washington State girl is accused of shooting her dad with a hunting bow after he took her cellphone away, police Say.Mason County cops responded Wednesday around 8 p.m. after they received a 911 call from the seriously injured father.

Det. William Adam said the 35-year-old man was forced to drive nearly half a kilometre to the nearest neighbour's residence for help because the girl apparently didn't allow him to call an ambulance from home. "He was doing normal parental discipline," Adam said.

The father alleges the teen shot him with an arrow in the torso after he took away her cellphone and grounded her.

Wow-Mom-and-son cop pair suspended after bar fight

A mother and son have been suspended from their jobs after they were allegedly involved in a fight at a New Orleans bar. Both are officers with the city's police department.

Emelda Blanco, a 25-year vet of the force, and her son, Gerald, who's been with the force for three years, were suspended Wednesday after they allegedly started a fight that involved a security guard at Robertson's Vieux Carre Lounge early Sunday, WML News reported. Both Blancos were arrested and charged with simple battery.

Brilliant-Bird Looks remarkably like Ringo Starr

The bird was caught on camera in East Colorado, America, after what must have been a Hard Day's Flight. Quite why this particular western grebe has taken its cue from The Beatles is unclear, but maybe we should just Let It Be. Ornithologists are now searching high and low for a heron that looks like Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones and a kestrel that is the spitting image of The Who's Roger Daltrey. The brilliant shot was taken by photographer Rob Palmer. Just weeks ago we brought you news that the face of Elvis had been found in a bug in Singapore. Amateur photographer Winston Jansen was left stunned after seeing The King while on an expedition.